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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Are You A Player? And Other Dumb Questions Girls Ask Guys…

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Are you a player?
Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.
Why do you wan’t my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Did I introduce myself to you as Romeo?
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Return the Blackberry. Get a Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny will happen?
No, trust me, we will be going to vigil.
Hope you won’t break my Heart?
As long as it’s not on the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Excuse me, are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Are you a beans?
I think I’ve missed my period
Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can’t you get a Car?
Did your father have a car when he was in college?

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